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I saw it on my way home today

If you make it idiot proof
someone will make
a better idiot :doh:
69 F250, FE Specialties 410, CJ Valves, RPM Intake, Holley 4150,......10 Smiles per gallon
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Are you High or just natually stupid


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Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes.
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I'm sorry mine was a bumper sticker I saw, not an intended comment.



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1993 f150 351 4x4
1969 f100 Ranger daily driver wantabe
1972 classic c10
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God bless our troops
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taylor351 wrote:I'm sorry mine was a bumper sticker I saw, not an intended comment.
Keith
I figured that out after about 30 seconds of being upset :x :lol:
69 F250, FE Specialties 410, CJ Valves, RPM Intake, Holley 4150,......10 Smiles per gallon
71 Clydesdale in many pieces; 302 roller motor waiting impatiently
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If You Can Read This I have Lost My Trailer
69 F250, FE Specialties 410, CJ Valves, RPM Intake, Holley 4150,......10 Smiles per gallon
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Warning driver only carries $20 worth of ammo.


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1993 f150 351 4x4
1969 f100 Ranger daily driver wantabe
1972 classic c10
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-Troy-

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1976 Ford F-150 4x4

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theskytoucher wrote:Image
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wanting to buy a mercury tailgate!
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:eek: :hmm: :cry: That's not funny

True, but not funny



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I saw a lady driving around with this one:
"I'm not your wife so get off my ass!"

Wonder if her husband ever drove that car :lol:
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" run your fingers over my truck and I will run my truck over your fingers."

"My student beat your honor students @ss"
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'Green Piece' (placed on the back of a beat up ol' green fishing boat)
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"everyone has the right to be stupid, YOU are ABUSING the privilege"

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