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We have so many propositions on the ballot anymore that it is pathetic but I did get a chuckle a few years back out of folks driving around with stickers that read.

"YES ON 69"

I don't think there ever was a proposition 69 I think they just made it up.
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Seen yesterday in Sutter County north of Sacramento

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"My Child Is Inmate of the Month at County Jail."
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ToughOldFord wrote:"My Child Is Inmate of the Month at County Jail."
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I saw a good one yesterday for all the military guys and gals:

"Home of the Free because of the Brave" :thup:
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how 'bout this one?
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I like the one with this Homer Simpson quote: Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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I want to make one that says "Gas mileage? If your asking about gas mileage then you probably have a vagina". :D
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i saw one in a parking lot the other day with a cute little 20 something year old driving it
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i always wanted to put a "think green" bumper sticker on an m-35. lol
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HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!!!
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I think you guys would like the first sticker I got it at AutoZone for $3 or 4 bucks it fits my truck well cuz she's big and slow.
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I am medicated for your protection.
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72Highboy wrote:I think you guys would like the first sticker I got it at AutoZone for $3 or 4 bucks it fits my truck well cuz she's big and slow.
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i had that first one on a 69 falcon sedan with a 170 3sp. it wouldn't get out of it's own way it was so under powered.
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This one is universal, and I LOVE it.

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