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Lotto Winner

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A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get out.
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:lol:
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Re: Lotto Winner

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:D nice!
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:) :eek: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :evil: :yt:
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:clap:, That's a good one :lol: :lol:.
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