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http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=3

They have everything from tank conversion kits to blinker fluid. Finally we found a store that has what we really need :woohoo:

Plus check out this prank mechanic video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZV7A6Nknps
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LMAO. :lol: Sad to think that a lot of our "significant others" would fall for this stuff!
They even stock the new "710" caps! :lol:
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sweet... good find. :lol:
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I was looking for a carton of elbow grease and they have it!!! :lol:
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How much horse power would a set of piston return springs add to my truck?
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oh.....oh.....oh.....I have to have the Car to Tank Conversion Kit. :woohoo:

"Never wait in traffic again!" :thup:
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LMAO

I'm going to order the wiper blade sharpener! Never change wiper blades again! :woohoo:
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I'm thinking of installing the oil bypass kit and the radiator insulator. I should see amazing decreases in fuel consuption on the very first trip!!!
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That is so cool! :D A lot of years ago I worked at a grocery store in town. An annoying little kid came in and was bugging me to the point I wanted to kick him out. :cry: But then he asked if there was an errand he could run for me. I said yes! :thup: Go to my Uncle's store and pick up a can of compression. Figuring he would be gone for the rest of the day, he was back in a matter of minutes. "What color, blue or green!!?" :eek:
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fastEdsel wrote:That is so cool! :D A lot of years ago I worked at a grocery store in town. An annoying little kid came in and was bugging me to the point I wanted to kick him out. :cry: But then he asked if there was an errand he could run for me. I said yes! :thup: Go to my Uncle's store and pick up a can of compression. Figuring he would be gone for the rest of the day, he was back in a matter of minutes. "What color, blue or green!!?" :eek:
He probably saw a can of compression restorer. Next, tell him to take a picture of the corner in a silo. (its round) :lol:
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:yt: "Compression Restorer?" :hmm: That's real neat, never heard that one before. One place I used to work at needed a flat, round 100 gallon water tank loaded into the box of one of our work trucks. One of our brightest guys asked "How can we do this, there are only three of us?" :? I said it's simple, one on each corner! And he believed me! :D
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I wish i could pay for the flux compaster. :lol:
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at the shop i work at we told the new lube guy to go to parts and get some strawberry scented air for the customers tires.... he fell for it. then to make matters worse the parts guy told him we ran out and he would have to call up the street and get some. said it was between the blinker fluid and muffler bearings he went told the service advisor that he needed the truck to go get it. dude was a itt graduate.
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When I was in Naval Aviation, noobies were sometimes sent to get "Relative Bearing Grease" and "A bucket of prop wash"...
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On the submarine I served on we had the NUBs get us lots of things, such as the can of air, the keys to the grinder (the grinder is Navy talk for a parking lot). My favorite though was the I.D. ten-T form. This was a form we sent them to get from either their Chief or the Yeoman. (the Yeoman is basically the book keeper). The Yeomen would play along well, and tell them they needed to submit the request in writing.

Very few got it the first time, but after writing it down.. ID10T Form... they finally caught on. :evil:
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