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Retribution

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A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"
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The biker’s hot girlfriend walked in just in time to see the biker crash to the floor. She was so happy to be rid of her grumpy boyfriend she took the little guy home with her to thank him in the only way she knew how. The next day she found out she had inherited a billion dollars from a distant uncle. She taught the little guy how to ride a motorcycle and they went to Vegas to get married. Of course they lived happily ever after.

The moral to the story is never give up. You never know when things will turn back your way.
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They then lost all of the money when gambling. The man was lost for a week until they found him on the hotel roof alive and badly sunburned. They then learned how to cure burns with aloe and came up with a new product. They then became doctors and also made a new and better than ever anti-depressant. After that they gained their billion dollars back ten full. They recently opened up a new biker shop called dropped chop's named after the man when he dropped to the floor dead. They have 4 kids and a 5th on the way.

The worst day of that mans life became the best as he found his soulmate just before he had poisoned himself.

And yes, the moral to the story is never give up. You never know when things will turn back your way.
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TOF, Good one! :lol:
The moral to the story is never give up. You never know when things will turn back your way.
Very positive words of wisdom. :yt:
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