1. wife. u need to move out.
truck. i think i got enough room in the cab for you to sleep in
2. wife. im using the other car.u need to figure out a way to get to work
truck , dude i just need some points ill get you there, shes being a @#$$
3. wife. i dont wanna come over, im going out with my friends tonight
truck . lets go get a cup of coffe and go for a cruise
4. wife. i dont care if you have any money , pay the rent or get out
truck, get some side boards and lets go hauling trash brother!!!
5. wife.i need to lose weight i feel fat
truck , new wax , polished chrome , omg your beautiful !!!
6 wife. ii need you to sign over the title to the 2002 ford focus
truck , let her have it.
1969 f20 ranger VS SEPERATED WIFE
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Re: 1969 f20 ranger VS SEPERATED WIFE
Jeff
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SOLD-71 F-350 dually flatbed, 302 / .030 over V-8 with a "baby"C-6, B & M truckshifter, Dana70/4.11 ratio, intermittent wipers, tilt steering, full LED lighting on the flat bed, and no stereo yet (this way I can hear the rattles to diagnose)! SOLD!
Many Ford bumps / one 76' EB / and several dents through the years.
A lot of "oddball" Ford parts collected from working on them for 34 years now!
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SOLD-71 F-350 dually flatbed, 302 / .030 over V-8 with a "baby"C-6, B & M truckshifter, Dana70/4.11 ratio, intermittent wipers, tilt steering, full LED lighting on the flat bed, and no stereo yet (this way I can hear the rattles to diagnose)! SOLD!
Many Ford bumps / one 76' EB / and several dents through the years.
A lot of "oddball" Ford parts collected from working on them for 34 years now!
2008 Ford Escape 4 x 4
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Re: 1969 f20 ranger VS SEPERATED WIFE
The truck is always right. Ford trucks are mans best friend, dogs are 2nd best.
Justin
http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=47482
http://s976.photobucket.com/home/bb429power/allalbums go to both of the albums.
1967 Ford F100 longbed with a 466 500+hp/600+ft-lbs (mine)
1969 Mercury Cougar xr7 with a 351w (dads, I helped alot)
1970 Ford Maverick with a 302 (became our drag car)
1986 f150 5.0 (my DD)
"Many can argue, but it takes a real man to apologize."-Me
http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=47482
http://s976.photobucket.com/home/bb429power/allalbums go to both of the albums.
1967 Ford F100 longbed with a 466 500+hp/600+ft-lbs (mine)
1969 Mercury Cougar xr7 with a 351w (dads, I helped alot)
1970 Ford Maverick with a 302 (became our drag car)
1986 f150 5.0 (my DD)
"Many can argue, but it takes a real man to apologize."-Me
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Re: 1969 f20 ranger VS SEPERATED WIFE
tuck + dog + fishing pole= paradise