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I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it.
Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.





Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner,
Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know all the words and believe
in them.





Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy, D Day, Vimy Ridge and
Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus
Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam
.





If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old
Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady.
Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.





Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on
the inside for protection.





Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like
any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.





Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about
their children or grandchildren.





It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politician's, but by the young
men and women in the military serving their country.





This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their
country and decent values.





We need them now more than
ever.





Thank God for Old
Farts!





Pass this on to all the Old
Farts you know.





I was taught to respect my
elders. It's just getting harder to find
them.
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God Bless America+Old Farts
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Is 33 too young to be considered an Old Fart?
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I'm an old fart, and proud of it!Image
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So if I do most of those things, does that make me an old fart? i just turned twenty.
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DiamondGBar87 wrote:So if I do most of those things, does that make me an old fart? i just turned twenty.
Nope. You're just a young stinker!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I am almost 18 and alot of those things i do. I hold doors open. I remove my hat for the star spangled banner and sing along. but some other things i couldnt do
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Proud to be an old Fart! I just celebrated the 22nd anniversary of my 29th b-day, last March.
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This Oct it'll be my 26th anniversary.........


now get off my lawn!!



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Yep feelin kinda old myself.

Two-Bit why did you post this under humor? It should be under general discusion. :thup:
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nah depends, i used to work in a old folks home, i learned that any person of age can either be a good person or a real price, age means nothing............
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sacramento_ford wrote:nah depends, i used to work in a old folks home, i learned that any person of age can either be a good person or a real price, age means nothing............
yes age means nothing at being respectful and curtis to others but as each gen comes and go's the kids are not being thought that way as much as they should.
its those kids then they teach there kids and so on , so its not like it was onces was and will never again, as what is seen on TV ,MOVIES,THE SCHOOL YARD,IN THE STREETS , Theres too much bad things learnd daly, all the morals are for **** now

As for and old fart liveing in a old folks home,,you'll feel the same as they do if u lived in one, pissed off that your kids put you there( and took all your ****), that u did save your money so u did'nt end up there,most all your friends are dead, and most of all you got to wear diapers because you can't make it to the restroom in time and you **** your self,, well theirs my :2cents:


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