The Economy is So Bad That...

[indytexan929]

1. The economy is so bad that....I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. The economy is so bad that....I ordered a cheeseburger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. The economy is so bad that....CEO's are playing miniature golf.

4. The economy is so bad that....if the bank returns your check for "Insufficient Funds", you call the bank to see if they meant you or them.

5. The economy is so bad that....Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher that GM and Chrysler's.

6. The economy is so bad that....Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

7.. The economy is so bad that....Motel Six can't afford to leave the light on for you.

[wildcard]

I like #4.

[HOWDY69]

8. The stock market goes up because ONLY 457,000 people made initial jobless claims in a week.

[HOWDY69]

9. The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!

10. The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

[hdpusher]

11. The economy is so bad my banks ATM gave me an IOU.

[HOWDY69]

12. The economy is soooo bad...I can't afford to pay attention.

[mlheppl]

Things are so bad.............................................. even the ducks are walking!