Two blondes were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, "Why in the blazes are you throwing some of the nails away?!" "Whoa! Don't yell!" the blonde on the ladder explained, only half the nails are good…the other half are pointed on the wrong end."
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde's get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, "Don't throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!"
Two Blondes Build a House
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Two Blondes Build a House
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Re: Two Blondes Build a House
Wow.... that is hilarious
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16 years old with a 40 year old truck (well almost)
1971 F-100302, T-18 4 speed, 3:55 rear, & an Edelbrock sticker on the ashtray.
"Don't worry about what you become, just make sure that you're successful at what you do."- Mr. English
"Value what you DO have over that which you don't."- Forrestbump
"Wanting can sometimes be better than having, never stop dreaming... it's what keeps us all going."- Forrestbump
1984 Toyota 4x4: 22-R, 5-speed, 3" suspension lift, 35's and 5:29's