Bumper Snickers

[bb429power]

For Chebbies



And another was-Bracket Racing because baseball. basketball, football, bowling, and soccer only take one ball.

Another was- Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD, you wanna hit it but your afraid of the consequences.

[HOWDY69]

I like "Honk If You See Parts Fall Off"

It would look just right on my 30 percent rust 70 percent galvanized diamond plate 400 pound extendable rear bumper.

[Dirty Offio]

My

Normal People Worry ME!

An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous! (I think only if you sleep with her, but that is just me!)

Dragons rescued, virgins slain! No job too easy, no fee too large!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup!

The next ones are t-shirts and billboards, but still good!

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

(Bank of America) Change banks? I'd rather get a pap smear with a rake. (pic of a cute girl on it.)

(GAP, pic of good looking brunette) Belly shirts. Because we just love to torment pudgy teenaged girls!

The Vatican Gazette, successfully avoiding stories about pedophila since 1911!

Golds Gym. Big Egos. Big Biceps. Small Winkies.

(Jack Daniels) I did WHAT with my sister?

(Church of jeasus christ of latter day saints) (Mormons, for those who didn't follow the initial jive) Bored? Try a missionary position.

Planters, wouldn't you love your nuts in your mouth about now?

Visit Israel, just a stones throw away from Gaza! (pic of arab holding a rock in hand)

[Dirty Offio]

My 3 bumper stickers. (as in on 1 of my trucks.)

US Government philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!

S.U.V.'s, big wheels for small minds!

It's called tourist season, so why can't we shoot 'em?

[americangrefeti]

"don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

[FreakysFords]

Saw this one sitting in the hospital parking lot, on a nice lookin 250 dent.

"Let's try a HEAD ON and we'll see who's is junk"

[hdpusher]

Had this one made for my old International Scout.

"I got your Jeep thing now it hurts when I pee."

[1971ford]

My highboy body that is now being melted into japanese cars, had a sticker on the vent window that looked 100% original. I didn't take a second glance because i thought it was original. My buddy read it and it said "Warning: If you value your life as much as i value my truck, don't f*ck with it".
It also had a sticker on the rear window that said "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'". Now my buddies yell that whenever i see them

But my favorite bumper sticker is probably this: "My truck burns twice as much as your prius saves"

[Thipdar]

I had a bunch printed up, they had a picture of the Statue of Liberty on the RH end... there were two captions... one was "Don't mess with my girlfriend", the other was a bit more vulgar. The vulgar one turned out to be the most popular.

Also had some printed up that said "Support the troops/Defy the politcians".

Also, FWIW, I put a Grateful Dead sticker on my .357 Smith & Wesson

[shrektruck]

Etched into the mirrors on the shrektruck and my Kawi-

Caution:
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

[lee_ford]

I used to have this one on my truck.

Some people are alive,
Simply because it is illegal to kill ‘em

[bluemoose]

"Don't blame me I voted for McCain"

[papabug71]

I saw one the other day, I think on here as an avatar that said "Peace, The old fashond way." & had a picture of a B=52.

I thought that was pretty slick.

[Sparx Macgyver]

"don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

OMG!! This one had me roling on the floor!!

[67camper]

seen this once:
"peep this" with a little yellow peep flippin the bird