Bumper Snickers

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If a man says something
and not a woman could hear him
Is he still wrong? :hmm:
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Vegetarian - An Indian word meaning: Bad Hunter.
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Saw these yesterday.

2nd Amendment: Puitting a 2nd bullet through the first hole.

Gun ownership is not a crime.

There was also allot of fishing stickers and stuff like that on the back next to these ones.
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I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk! Alchoholics go to meetings.
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Saw this license frame on a woman's car;

My other ride
IS A US ARMY SOLDIER
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On a soccer mom's SUV

Thing's just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister...
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Seen on a drillers truck: F*ck, fight, and put down pipe.
Miners make the bedrock
If it can't be grown it must be mined
This vehicle was paid for with the proceeds from mining

Annoy a Liberal buy a gun
Annoy a Conservative think for yourself (I was confused by this one)

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my favorite is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jesus love you, everyone else thinks your a asshole
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sacramento_ford wrote:my favorite is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jesus love you, everyone else thinks your a asshole
well my dad said I can grow up to be anybody I wanted to be!!!! so I'm a asshole,, :D
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if your against logging try using plastic tolet paper
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Annoy a liberal: work hard and be happy.
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