An older man was dressing in the doctor's examining room, when his physician walked in to give him his rundown of results. "Mr. Johnson, you are the healthiest 62 year old man I've seen in quite some time" he said. "What do you mean 62, I'm 89" exclaimed Mr. Johnson.
"Eighty-nine, why that's amazing! How old was your father when he passed away?"
"Who said he'd passed away?", asked Johnson. "Do you mean to tell me your father is still living?", asked the doctor.
"Yep, he'll be 110 in August" he replied. "OK then, how old was your grandfather when HE passed?
"Who said he'd passed?", asked Johnson. "You've got to be kidding, you grandfather is still living!
"Yep, he's 129, and he's getting married next week".
"Getting married, why would a 129 year-old man want to get married?", asked the Doc.
"Who says he wants to?", asked Johnson.
'40 pickup, '51 F6, '54 F100, '56 F600, '59 F100, '60 F100,
'64 Unibody, '64 F100, '66 F100, '66 Bronco, '67 Fairlane (wife's) '68 F100,
'72 F250 '72 F100, '77 F100 4X4, '83 F150 4X4, !944 2N, 1951 8N, 1952 8N, 1953 Jubilee
1960 881 Select O Speed, 1961 801, yeah I'm eat up with it.
Non-Ford: '41 Plymouth, '55 Desoto, '67 Jaguar 420, '72 Mercedes 220
'84 Subaru GL turbo coupe. I need more garage, maybe an empty Wal-Mart.
She got pregnant. 
