The 100 MPH Goat
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission.
100 MPH Goat
Moderator: FORDification
- wildcard
- Blue Oval Guru
- Posts: 1045
- Joined: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:40 pm
- Location: Texas
- fbomb100
- Blue Oval Fanatic
- Posts: 820
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:51 pm
- Location: palmdale,calf
Re: 100 MPH Goat
The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission.......
that there is funny
![Laughing lol](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
- basketcase0302
- 100% FORDified!
- Posts: 6805
- Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:11 am
- Location: Hawthorne, Florida
Re: 100 MPH Goat
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
Jeff
http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=46251
SOLD-71 F-350 dually flatbed, 302 / .030 over V-8 with a "baby"C-6, B & M truckshifter, Dana70/4.11 ratio, intermittent wipers, tilt steering, full LED lighting on the flat bed, and no stereo yet (this way I can hear the rattles to diagnose)! SOLD!
Many Ford bumps / one 76' EB / and several dents through the years.
A lot of "oddball" Ford parts collected from working on them for 34 years now!
2008 Ford Escape 4 x 4
http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=46251
SOLD-71 F-350 dually flatbed, 302 / .030 over V-8 with a "baby"C-6, B & M truckshifter, Dana70/4.11 ratio, intermittent wipers, tilt steering, full LED lighting on the flat bed, and no stereo yet (this way I can hear the rattles to diagnose)! SOLD!
Many Ford bumps / one 76' EB / and several dents through the years.
A lot of "oddball" Ford parts collected from working on them for 34 years now!
2008 Ford Escape 4 x 4
- Mancar1
- 100% FORDified!
- Posts: 5390
- Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:13 am
- Location: USS Gramps Garage (DD-727) Tehama County, Northern Ca.
Re: 100 MPH Goat
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
![Thumbs up :thup:](./images/smilies/icon_thumright.gif)
May your sails stay full, and your knots not slip. Unless a slip knot.
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
Life is a banquet, and every days a feast.
68 F-250 CS 390 C-6 P/S A/C front disc. 2nd owner.
2016 GMC Terrain Denali 301 HP V-6 AWD.
2009 Silverado Crew Cab, V-8, 4X4.
DD-727
DD-806
AE-35
LSD-39
AS-41
AR-8
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
Life is a banquet, and every days a feast.
68 F-250 CS 390 C-6 P/S A/C front disc. 2nd owner.
2016 GMC Terrain Denali 301 HP V-6 AWD.
2009 Silverado Crew Cab, V-8, 4X4.
DD-727
DD-806
AE-35
LSD-39
AS-41
AR-8
- guerra
- Blue Oval Fan
- Posts: 700
- Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:29 pm
- Location: West Texas
- Caseys71
- Blue Oval Guru
- Posts: 1289
- Joined: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:48 pm
- Location: Hampstead, North Carolina
Re: 100 MPH Goat
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
Casey
16 years old with a 40 year old truck (well almost)
![Image](http://www.fordification.com/images/forum/011-12.jpg)
1971 F-100302, T-18 4 speed, 3:55 rear, & an Edelbrock sticker on the ashtray.
"Don't worry about what you become, just make sure that you're successful at what you do."- Mr. English
"Value what you DO have over that which you don't."- Forrestbump
"Wanting can sometimes be better than having, never stop dreaming... it's what keeps us all going."- Forrestbump
1984 Toyota 4x4: 22-R, 5-speed, 3" suspension lift, 35's and 5:29's
16 years old with a 40 year old truck (well almost)
![Image](http://www.fordification.com/images/forum/011-12.jpg)
1971 F-100302, T-18 4 speed, 3:55 rear, & an Edelbrock sticker on the ashtray.
"Don't worry about what you become, just make sure that you're successful at what you do."- Mr. English
"Value what you DO have over that which you don't."- Forrestbump
"Wanting can sometimes be better than having, never stop dreaming... it's what keeps us all going."- Forrestbump
1984 Toyota 4x4: 22-R, 5-speed, 3" suspension lift, 35's and 5:29's
- mlheppl
- Blue Oval Fan
- Posts: 564
- Joined: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:43 pm
- Location: New Mexico, Grants
Re: 100 MPH Goat
That there's funny.... I don't care who ya are. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
Mike
71 F250 4X4
99 F250SD 4X4 7.3L PSD
71 F250 4X4
99 F250SD 4X4 7.3L PSD
-
- Preferred User
- Posts: 435
- Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:47 am
- Location: Portland Oregon
Re: 100 MPH Goat
k. that one made coffee squirt outta my nose. ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
I am an outspoken person. I will not be quiet to make you happy.