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96 Jeep Cherokee: Need Opinions

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So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won't make enough.

Firstly, what is your guys' opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

Thanks for your guys' opinions!
You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.
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my opinion is he shoul dhave never bought a jeep. its made by chrysler. yuk one the worst vehicle makers of all time.
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to the Duck, that was raw and to the point,,

To fordman....Sorry chryser is not one of the worst auto makers of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I own Many of there cars!!! like a charger,dart,and a cuda !!! that I can sell for a lot of money!! Alot more then what we can sell some of the best bumps they have !!!! I'm a FORD,LINCOLN<MERCURY,MOPAR,CHEVY,PONTIAC,OLDS,BUICK,AMC,WILLEYS,MAN,REAL CARS!!! NOT THE RICER CAR S*&^!!!
remember ford made some real crapy cars as well!!!!!THEY all have!!!
i own fords,dodges,and chevys YES I own more car then I need (12) ,and can say i'm car poor (or am I!!!)but hell I have no kids
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she will be a great gf if she actually listens to that advice.
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fbomb100 wrote:to the Duck, that was raw and to the point,,

To fordman....Sorry chryser is not one of the worst auto makers of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I own Many of there cars!!! like a charger,dart,and a cuda !!! that I can sell for a lot of money!! Alot more then what we can sell some of the best bumps they have !!!! I'm a FORD,LINCOLN<MERCURY,MOPAR,CHEVY,PONTIAC,OLDS,BUICK,AMC,WILLEYS,MAN,REAL CARS!!! NOT THE RICER CAR S*&^!!!
remember ford made some real crapy cars as well!!!!!THEY all have!!!
i own fords,dodges,and chevys YES I own more car then I need (12) ,and can say i'm car poor (or am I!!!)but hell I have no kids
yeah but the cars that you have are the old collectors vehicles.not the POS.they make nowadays. :2cents:
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fordman wrote: :yt:
if u yeah that then u needed to reword it! as I'm sure u know your cars/trucks well enough that jeep was'nt all ways made by chrysler! do you know the others!!!
71highboy wrote: yeah but the cars that you have are the old collectors vehicles.not the POS.they make nowadays :2cents:
u got that right they don't make them like they did..........TO LAST!!!!!!
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fordman wrote:my opinion is he shoul dhave never bought a jeep. its made by chrysler. yuk one the worst vehicle makers of all time.
:eek: I remember someone that drove a dodge truck for a daily driver that wrecked it a few weeks back :wink: not to call out anyone
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That reply is priceless.
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yes she said 1996. it was a chrysler product by then. that is what i am refering too. and that dooodge that is still down sitting in the garage. still isnt fixed. still more and more to do to it. no brakes. and no reason why i shouldnt have any. plus the engine has a slight rough idle that i will have to deal with last.
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