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Polish Moose Hunters

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Two Polish hunters from Cleveland hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four.
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> As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose.
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> The two Poles objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as yours."
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> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded..
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> Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
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> Climbing out of the wreck, Stanisilaw asked Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"
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> Wladek replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Re: Polish Moose Hunters

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So the implication here is that all moose hunters are stupid?
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i think it's that moose are heavy. :D
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No implications what so ever. Just a little humor to maybe brighten someones day.
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thats good :lol:
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Call me old fashion, but I think the plural of moose is meese...
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i hates meeses to pieces.
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