Personal Evaluations

[Big Blue 72]

Subject: Personnel Evaluations!
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>
> These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee
> performance evaluations:
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> 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and
> has started to dig."
>
> 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
>
> 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
> definite won't be."
>
> 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
> in a trap."
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> 5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
> feet."
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> 7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
>
> 8. "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
> achieve them."
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> 9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
>
> 10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
> better."
>
> 11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
> together."
>
> 12. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
> ignoramus."
>
> 13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
>
> 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
>
> 15. "He's been working with glue too much."
>
> 16. "She would argue with a signpost."
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> 17. "She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room."
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> 18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
>
> 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, she's the
> other one.
>
> 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
>
> 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
>
> 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
>
> 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
> coming."
>
> 24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out
> looking for it."
>
> 25. "If she were any more stupid, she'd have to be watered twice a
> week."
>
> 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
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> 27. "If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean."
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> 28. "It's hard to believe she beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
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> 29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
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> 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled."
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> 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
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> 32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

[71highboy]

unreal how some people just think they know it all.the one giving the evaluation is probably 10 times worse then the person their talking about.

[flyboy2610]

People who think they know everything are really annoying to those of us that actually do.

[lifted72]

People who can find humor in any situation, are usually the smart ones. It takes one kind of person to deal with the people like that, but it takes another to find the humor in the situation.