Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning

[basketcase0302]

Things that are hard to say when sober?

"I've only had bree thurbons, and I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle may peep.
But the drunker I sit here, the longer I get"!

Translated...

"I've only had three bourbons, and I'm not under the influence of alcohol as some people may think.
But the longer I sit here, the drunker i get"!

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I've been there back in the day basketcase.

[71highboy]