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The Snail Joke

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There are these two snails that live in a field next to a race track. They live for the weekends when the race cars go zooming by with all their thunder and gasoline fumes.

One day a famous car manufacturer rents the track to test their new top secret cars. The cars are code named "X" and "S" with the letter on the side. The cars are zooming around the track, making lots of noise. The crews are busy adjusting things and the photographers are busy photographing things.

The two snails are at their favorite viewing spot, right at the edge of the track on a curve where they can look both ways down the track. The cars come thundering past again one snail yells out, "Look at that S car go!"
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booooooooooooo
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Fo-Mo-Co wrote:booooooooooooo

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What did the snail say when it got a ride on a turtle?



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:lol: :lol: Good one. :thup:
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