Nag Nag Nag

[hazelnut]

An attorney arrived home late, after a tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute for clemency to the govenor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about "What time of night to be getting home is this ? Where have you been ? Dinner is cold and im not reheating it" and on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husbands client, James Wright, had been given a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hung tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must of had, she decided to go upstaires and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging wright tonight," she said
He whirled around and screemed," FOR THE LOVE OF MAN WOMAN, DONT YOU EVER STOP ? !!"

[71highboy]

[390Nut]

for a second there I thought you were talking about my ex...

[Madsen1970F100]

Do you know what you have done wrong if your wife continues to come out of the [censored] again and again nagging you on and on?







You made the chain too long!!!