A woman is flying down the highway at a high rate of speed in her convertible BMW. She is not paying attention, and drives right past a Highway Patrol Officer. He immediately pulls in behind her with lights flashing, and eventually she sees him and pulls over. He gathers all her information, runs it through the system, and comes back to her car.
As he is writing out the ticket, the woman gets a shocked look on her face and says, "But officer, I thought you guys don't give tickets to beautiful women?"
The Highway Patrol Officer looks at her and says, "We don't. Here's your ticket."
Pastor told that joke at church today
