A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"
The blonde GF
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Re: The blonde GF
A blond and her friend are driving down the road and see another blond out in a field doing what appears to be the backstroke.
The Blond in the car says to her friend " Look at her! Its blondes like that that give us a bad name. If I could swim I would go out there and kick her ass!"
Larry
The Blond in the car says to her friend " Look at her! Its blondes like that that give us a bad name. If I could swim I would go out there and kick her ass!"
Larry
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