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Fishing license/Marriage license

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Hope this does not offend the ladies and every one enjoy's it!!!

A MARRIAGE LICENSE SHOULD BE LIKE A FISHING

LICENSE- IT EXPIRES EVERY YEAR AND IF YOU GO

OUT OF STATE YOU CAN GET A 3 DAY LICENSE.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT GIRLS AND FISH HAVE A

LOT INCOMMON, THEY ARE FUN TO CATCH

AND IF YOU CLEAN AND PREP THEM RIGHT

MOST ARE GOOD TO EAT. ALSO IF YOU DECIDE

TO MOUNT ONE, YOU KNOW IT WILL COST YOU

PLENTY! IF YOU BRING ONE HOME (NO MATTER

HOW WELL YOU TREAT THEM) THEY START

GOING BAD AND FRESH ONES ARE ALWAYS

BETTER.

PRACTICE CATCH AND RELEASE! 8)
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Re: Fishing license/Marriage license

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not too bad.
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