She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a
question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying. "My dear child," asks the nun,
"why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
