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A recent study found that the average American walks 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gal. of alcohol a year. That means the average American gets almost 41 MPG. Makes me proud to be an American. :lol:
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Thats some MPGs. Being I dont drink alcohol whats my MPG!! Guess I have to base off Pepsi!
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My grandfather started walking 3 miles every day for exercise. He started this 5 years ago.
We have no idea where he is.
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flyboy2610 wrote:My grandfather started walking 3 miles every day for exercise. He started this 5 years ago.
We have no idea where he is.
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Joshpow wrote:Thats some MPGs. Being I dont drink alcohol whats my MPG!! Guess I have to base off Pepsi!
Probably get just as much MPG out of Pepsi, and it won'i cause you to backfire as much. :lol:
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flyboy2610 wrote:My grandfather started walking 3 miles every day for exercise. He started this 5 years ago.
We have no idea where he is.
thats funny :lol:
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Some of us get worse millage than others.
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