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Don't get me wrong, I love ford, but when I heard this it got me cracking up.

F-O-R-D

[censored]-only-runs-downhill
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First
On
Race
Day :D

Basketcase
Jeff
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thread/
basketcase0302 wrote:First
On
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Day :D

Basketcase
wanting to buy a mercury tailgate!
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[censored] Over Rebuilt Dodge
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cant believe im gonna post these but i guess it;s jsut for fun

Failure Of Research & Development

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

For Off Road Death
I don't really care about brands Chevy Ford Dodge ...as long as it doesn't sound like two old dudes farting in a coffee can.
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:eek: :eek: I don't believe what I am reading from you guys!!!!

Found On Road Dead

We should all be ashamed of ourselves!!! Except for Basketcase and Ezer

But I like FASTEST On Race Day
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Faithfully
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Daily
-Jason
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Topic Shift!!!

Chevrolet

Can
Hear
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Valve
Rattle
On
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Volvo = Vehicle On Last Voyage Out
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Kia = Kick-It-Again :D
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things!!!!!!!!
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KIA= Kart Imitating Automobile

Fiat= Fix It Again Tony
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Pontiac?
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Ranchero50 wrote:Pontiac?
:eek: :nono: you can think it, but nobody say it. :lol:
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PONTIAC
Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's A Cadillac

If that word looks like a Slur look again :lol:
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