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Ole and Lena

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Those of us getting a bit older can relate to this:

Ole and Lena, getting up in years, are in the living room watching TV.
Ole: I think I'll go get a little ice cream, would you like one?
Lena: Yes. Could you get me a scoop of vanilla.
Ole: I can do that. (And heads for the [censored])
Lena: Don't you think you'd better write that down?
Ole: No, I can remember, a scoop of vanilla. (Heads for [censored] again)
Lena: Ole, while you're at it, how about putting a little chocolate syrup on mine.
Ole: I can do that.
Lena: Don't you think you'd better write that down?
Ole: No, I can remember, vanilla ice cream with a little chocolate syrup. (Gets closer to the [censored])
Lena: You know, Ole, some crushed peanuts would also be nice.
Ole: I can do that.
Lena: Don't you think you'd better write that down?
Ole: No, I can remember, a scoop of vanilla, chocolate syrup, and crushed peanuts.(Ole goes into the [censored]) Half an hour later, Lena's getting worried and is about to go looking for him, when Ole comes out of the [censored] carrying two plates of fried eggs and bacon.
Lena: Ole! I knew you should have written it down. I wanted my eggs scrambled!
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:lol:
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:lol: :hd:
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Thats a good one, sounds about right for us at my house. :lol:
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